Hewitt

Huet is technically defined as the hard fat around the kidneys and loins in moomoos and shep, but a nom.

He is definitely not an evil devil/devil worshipper/devil worshipee. People sometimes think he is but he is a really good bard so they change their minds.

Actually a secret spy of the celestials - GM confirmed!!!1!

Exalted Powers
Crippling undead through vile jokes

Totally-not-poisons which affect undead, also lots of poison

Tactical withdrawal from dangerous situations

Not dying somehow

Exalted Equipment
A crossbow I think?

Special gnome barding which produces noises when plucked

Seriously like, enough poison and not-poison to break an economy

The Book of Vile Darkness but like, he totally just wants to learn how to stop evil, or something, just go away he's reading.